I find ways to enjoy life as much as I can. Also, life's too short to treat people poorly.
I'm into long runs in the park, consuming salt, popping blisters,
eating roadkill & tree bark, and burying whiners in shallow, unmarked
graves. I also enjoy designing trail race courses that would make the
Marquis de Sade blush.
A fun time for me would include banging muddy shoes together, setting
broken bones with a machinist's vise, and duct-taping-down any part of my
body that is bleeding or just flopping-about uselessly.
What helps me to be an active trailrunner and grandpa?
My secret:
1) Daily sponge baths with bovine stem cells;
2) Copious amounts of delicious & nutritious homebrewed beer; and
3) My secret elixir...Bicarbonate of Figleaf.
5 comments:
Ben,
You should wash every now and then!
Trail Scat
Mudbaths are fine.
bet your skin is perfect after these mudbaths. May be you should start charging extra for the care?
What's the forcast for Saturday? A friend and I are running 26.2 at the Free State, then heading to OKC for another 26er the next day.
Should be perfect sunny weather...(wear some sunscreen), but the course may be muddy in spots, due to rain this week.
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