Oh Lord! Scary to think about what a wrong turn in the woods may do to you!
Is it okay if I leave sunflower seeds to find my way back?? I think Doug might have a problem with me looking like the 2nd guy who got lost in the woods!
Sunflower seeds won't work. I like them and I'll eat them. #2 guy scares me...only for the fact that he looks familiar. Maybe he's that guy that didn't finish the Free State 100K last year. I thought he drove home. Maybe that's what that smell was out on the trail...it only lasted for a couple of weeks or so. Hopefully that cool felt hat is still there. Finders Keepers!
I find ways to enjoy life as much as I can. Also, life's too short to treat people poorly.
I'm into long runs in the park, consuming salt, popping blisters,
eating roadkill & tree bark, and burying whiners in shallow, unmarked
graves. I also enjoy designing trail race courses that would make the
Marquis de Sade blush.
A fun time for me would include banging muddy shoes together, setting
broken bones with a machinist's vise, and duct-taping-down any part of my
body that is bleeding or just flopping-about uselessly.
What helps me to be an active trailrunner and grandpa?
My secret:
1) Daily sponge baths with bovine stem cells;
2) Copious amounts of delicious & nutritious homebrewed beer; and
3) My secret elixir...Bicarbonate of Figleaf.
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The second guy may be a trail nerd....just made a wrong turn out in the woods a couple of years back.....
I thought I recognized him!
Is that a Garmin on his wrist?
Mr. T would have made one hell of a trail runner.
I pity duh fool who git in my way on duh trail!
I love Mister T. He's been a character and stayed "in character" for 30 years.
Oh Lord! Scary to think about what a wrong turn in the woods may do to you!
Is it okay if I leave sunflower seeds to find my way back?? I think Doug might have a problem with me looking like the 2nd guy who got lost in the woods!
Sunflower seeds won't work. I like them and I'll eat them. #2 guy scares me...only for the fact that he looks familiar. Maybe he's that guy that didn't finish the Free State 100K last year. I thought he drove home. Maybe that's what that smell was out on the trail...it only lasted for a couple of weeks or so. Hopefully that cool felt hat is still there. Finders Keepers!
Sheesh! Pic #5 is me after running all night!
Hi thanks for posting this.
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