Thursday, December 07, 2006

Chuck Norris: A Piece of Americana


You gotta love Chuck Norris. Yes, he's been in more than a few cheesy and downright schlocky movies and/or series, but he's done whatever he's wanted to do, and stayed in good shape his whole life doing it. He's a self-made man, and is definitely an American Icon.
(I classify the term "American Icon" by any real-life person that's had an action figure made in their image). :-)

Chuck can even laugh at himself. A whole website is devoted to supposed "Chuck Norris facts," that are somewhat humorous. Whenever I want a laugh, I click on this site.

Here are a few of the site's offerings:


The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.


Now that you are a full, card-carrying member of Geezerworld, what can we expect from you next, Chuck?

What have you done for me lately?

Better yet, what have you done for America lately???

Thought so.

1 comment:

Rae said...

OMG, that was HILARIOUS! I love Chuck Norris. Brent and I used to stay home on Sat nights just to watch Walker, TR and sing the theme song! We even had hamsters named Walker and Trivet. Thanks so much for sharing!